First write up some cuecards…

Time to learn the words

Now for a quick 2 minute rehearsal

and here's the back up support

♫ Vila, for him we're on our knees ♫

OK! In we go…

It's Vila's Royal Mounties!

Lubricate the throat with champagne…

and let the dancing begin!

♫ Vila, he's the man that we love… ♫

♫ V - I - L - A ! ♫

Quick exit before we're mobbed…